Table of Contents

Preface

PART I: The Cat

Feline Concerns

Never Feed A Cat Grape Benadryl®

Lessons In Stalking

The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys My Cat Loathes

Yoga Cat

Kitty Chow

Incoming!

The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure

Passion Denied

Kitty Jihad

PART II: Cat and Kitten

A Second Cat

Kitty Nightingales

Dibbs!

El Toro Gato

Bath Time

Jingle Ball Horrors

The Creature Under the Fridge

Can You See Me?

Tacky Tape Sucks & Other Reasons I Can’t Have Nice Furniture

Morning Revelry