For years I've considered writing a (semi) humor column called "Why Aren't I In Charge? My thoughts are the world would be a safer, saner, and more logical place if everyone would just relinquish their right to independent thought and do what I tell them.

I've been accused of having a "Vulcan" (think Spock) mindset where logic is the only option. I consider this a compliment. Too much drama flying around out there. So I have decided to use my gifts of logic and rationale to help those less fortunate--read: emotionally unstable--than myself.

Until everyone starts listening to me though (soon, very soon...) I'll just keep blogging about what interests me: writing, my humor books, rabid squirrels (we've been under attack), our inability to color coordinate any area of our home, and more information than you would ever need or want to know about my cats.

And I'll make sure to post the occasional entry on what I think you all should be doing with your lives. You know, just to be helpful.

Welcome to my world of cats, books, writing, laughter, and love of all things chocolate.

Cheers,
Dena