What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
/Last night, 8:30 p.m. I hear my cat, Snowball, come in from the back porch. I'm rather proud of the fact that I've taught him to let himself in. I close the back patio door so it just barely latches. By throwing his (considerable) weight against the door, Snowball can let himself in when he's ready.
I got up to close the door behind him and noticed he had what appeared to a large lump of dark wet leaves in his mouth. Except I know my cat.
"It better be dead," I said.
Snowball looked up at me and, without losing eye contact, calmly and deliberately went "Patoo-ie!"
And the lump of dark leaves scurried away.
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