Breaking News: Cats Shun New Self-Help Bestseller
/Reports are coming in from around the globe that while humans are more than happy to purchase a copy (or multiple copies - hint, hint) of the newly released, Who Moved My Mouse: A Self-Help Book For Cats Who Don't Need Any Help, cats themselves see nothing to get excited about when it comes to the litter-ary masterpiece.
"I feel the same way about this book as I do about nail trims," says Mimi the cat, currently residing with human Nathan Daughtrey who purchased the book for her. "Stupid and unnecessary."
Mimi's roommate Fritz declined comment, but made his feelings known by pausing to groom his private parts as he sauntered past the book.