Next Time, Think It Through

Tonight. Blair and I are on separate couches, watching Modern Family. A commercial comes on and Blair says something.

"Shh," I say. "I'm learning how to erase fine lines and age spots with this product." 

Blair starts singing: ♫ "Maybe it's Maybelline..." ♫

I prop myself up on my elbow and turn to face him. "Really? Out of all the responses available to you when I tell you I'm looking at a commercial to deal with age lines, you want to sing the Maybelline song to me? That's what you're going to go with?" 

"Uh..." said Blair, looking uncomfortable.

"Too late," I said, turning back to the TV. "You, my friend, just made the blog." 

Happy Halloween, indeed.