While eating cereal this morning, I perused yesterday's edition of the Wall Street Journal and read the following tidbit aloud to Blair:
"A new study shows that for husbands and wives alike, the more housework you do, the more often you are likely to have sex with your spouse."
"I'm cleaning the litterbox!" called Blair from the hall where he was, in fact, emptying out the litterbox. "Whoo-hoo! Let's get it on!"
It's getting more and more dangerous to read the paper.