Why life with Blair is fun:

On going to Lowe's to buy a stud finder so he could hang a heavy mirror of my mom's: "It was weird. The finders kept going off every time I walked by." 

On driving by a car with the words "YOUR MY SUNSHINE" soaped on it: "It's correct from a 'Hooked on Phonics' standpoint." 

On watching me type this blog entry: "Why don't you just cave in and start the blog you really want to write? $H!T MY HUSBAND SAYS."