Earlier this evening: We're sitting in a booth across from each other, eating Chinese food. There is a large red scratch on the side of my nose.
Blair: What happened to your nose?
Dena (self-consciously touching the red mark): I accidentally scratched myself.
Blair: Sugah, you gotta be careful when you're picking your nose. You could hurt yourself.
Oh. My. God. I spit out a fortune cooking, laughing.