We were flipping through channels the other night and came across this scene from Family Guy. What's wrong with us that we both almost rolled off the couch, laughing? The setup is simply that a little girl has fallen down a well and no one can reach her. Brian and Stewie happen by and peer into the well. LOVE Stewie!
Blair was in the shower this morning and I banged on the glass door, startling him.
"What?" he asked, turning around.
I opened the door and thrust in a bottle of hand lotion. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Bwah-ha-ha! It's hard to let a good joke die.