Quit ah stealin' my gators!

This is too good not to share. Mom arrived home and had several messages on her machine. Here is a cut and paste from her e-mail to me:

Had 5 messages and one was from some hillybilly who said:

"Ah think this is the number for Jack and Ah'm gonna kick your ass! Yor' takin' all my gator business and Ah know it!"

I swear that is a quote. What next? Love, Mom

Dear Mom,
You leave those gaters alone.