Top 10 Ways Dena Harris Resembles Her Cats

1. I'm convinced the world revolves around me
2. I will never turn down a massage or belly rub
3. I hide when people come to the door
4. I like to stare at myself in the mirror
5. I can nap anytime, anywhere, regardless of appropriateness or noise levels
6. All my toys bore me after the first five minutes
7. Jazz music makes me puke
8. I shed hair everywhere (curly haired people do that)
9. I like to sit on the floor in front of the heat vent
10. I'd rather torture people by making them guess what I want versus telling them outright