Stinkiest Pet In America Contest...I'm A Winner!

HA!  And Blair says my entering contests never pays off.  He'll eat his words tonight when I inform him my "Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure" story was the runner-up in SeaYu Enterprises Stinkiest Pet in America contest and we are soon to be the proud owners of one whole can of Petrotech Odor Eliminator.  

Does it get any better than this?