A Must Have T-Shirt

I was just on www.cafepress.com, looking at running t-shirts. It started out as research for an article I'm writing but quickly morphed into my combing through pages of slogans. I found a t-shirt I must have for my next race.  On the back of the shirt it says, Why Are All Of You Chasing Me?

I think of the people running behind me reading that and it slays me. Some other good ones I found:

• Marathoners do it longer
• Alex, I'll take RUNNING for one hundred
• Runs with Scissors
• My Sport Is Your Sports Punishment
• My Indian Name is Runs With Beer
• Run For Your Life

Cute, but that first one just cracks me up. I see $15 leaving my wallet in the near future...

Comments

[Robbyn]

The track/cross country coach at our high school, who is also a social studies teacher and Miami alum, has a great shirt.The back reads, "This is the only side of my shirt you'll ever see!" I have no idea what's on the front.