Dena As Swedish Chef

Driving in to look at homes today, Blair and I discussed what's essential and what's not. 

"You know," I said. "I need to get over this fetish I have for huge, gourmet kitchens. It's not like I'm that great a cook."

"You're a passionate cook," said Blair.

"Define passionate," I challenged.

"Messy," said Blair. "Remember the Swedish Chef from the muppets? Your style of cooking bears more then a passing resemblance to his."

"Rude!" I said, laughing. 

Rude, yes. But sadly, true. Enjoy.


When Do You Know You’re In Love?

When do you know you’re in love? For me, I can pinpoint the exact moment when I knew, without reservation, that Blair was the man for me.

We had gone to the mountains for a quick romantic get-away and were on our way back home. We had the radio tuned to an oldies station and the song The Witch Doctor came on. Remember this?

I told the witch doctorI was in love with you

I told the witch doctorI was in love with you

And then the witch doctor, He told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla bing bang...

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