A Very Kitty Christmas

If you're bored out of your mind or drunk on eggnog, you may enjoy watching the videos below. What can I say? I'm not at my most entertaining at 5 in the morning. Also, yes, I get that we're weird about our cats.

Who Moved My Mouse: The Russian Edition

Good news! My editor e-mailed yesterday to say that my newest book, Who Moved My Mouse? A Self-Help Book for Cats has been purchased by Exmo Publishing House, a Russian publisher. Soon, all of Moscow and St. Petersburg will be abuzz about the funny cat book written by that crazy cat lady. 

I hope. 

Cheers (and vodka shots all around!),

Dena

Smug Marrieds: A Morning Conversation

This morning, 6 a.m. I'm lounging in bed while Blair gets dressed for work. We are discussing the cats. Olivia (aka BIG KITTY) has been sick. 

Me: "Did Olivia eat this morning?"

Blair: "You know, I saw her out but I didn't actually see her eat. Lucy ate, though."

Me: "There's a shock. Well, I skipped Olivia's pain pill last night. I'll give it to her this morning. Did you give Lucy her pill?"

Blair, rolling his eyes: "I tried. She wouldn't take it. All she wanted was the tuna I was packing for my lunch."

Me: "Why didn't you just put the pill in the tuna and feed it to her that way? That would have been so easy." 

PAUSE. 

Blair: "Woman, don't give me no lip."

Hope all of your mornings started out just as well! 

Cheers,

Dena

Asleep Not Dead

This is Bear, our neighbor's cat, passed out on our front porch right outside my office window. Unlike other cats who slumber peacefully, Bear always looks like he's been slaughtered. I about had a stroke looking out my window. Rest assured, he's fine. Just napping. 

Do Not Trust False Kitty

Rumor has it there is a 4-year-old kitty in Tokyo named @NyatsbyKitti who is trying to pass himself off as the model for the cat on Lessons In Stalking.

DO NOT ACCEPT AN IMPOSTER. @LUCY_CAT IS THE ONLY TRUE CAT. 

That's a bad kitty, Nyatsby! Bad kitty! (Even though you are very pretty...)