Half a Shower Door - Decorating Diaries

It just keeps building.  I wrote in my last Decorating Diaries entry that the bathroom gods hate me and while I wrote it at the time as a joke, I'm really starting to believe it.  I don't know what god of dung I've p---ed off, but he's out there (I'm sure it's a "he.").

Here's today's saga: I love our shower door people.  We ordered the door for our last bathroom remodel from them and they're great. They call when they say they will, show up on time, are unfailingly polite.  Lovely people. So Rodney calls me this morning and asks if they can come by at 9:30 to install the door.  Yes, great, I say, c'mon down!

He calls back 30 minutes later.  Our door had to be ordered because we wanted a burnished bronze finish which is a special order. So the door comes to the company all wrapped up. Normally they'll just bring the wrapped door to the site and unwrap and install it there. But Rodney's installer, just on a hunch, unwrapped the door to check it before they left. Turns out one half of the door is burnished bronze, but the other half is polished silver.

Uh-huh.

Like I said, this company is great and Rodney is on it. I expect I'll have a new--all burnished bronze--door installed next week. But what's going on?  NOTHING is going according to plan. Frankly, I'm almost leery of blogging about it any longer. Maybe I'm jinxing it.

I've got a good title for my next non-fiction book though: How to Remodel Your Bathroom In Less Than A Year--Maybe

Bestseller list for sure.

Attending to Details

Since I leave tomorrow morning for the beach for my writing weekend with the girls, today is "clean-up" day.  I have about 6 phone calls I've been putting off that need to be made, I need to make a poster for a book signing I'm doing on Monday night, I've got the ever present pile of "I'll get to it when I have more time" papers piled by the side of my desk that need to be sorted through and either acted upon or thrown out, and I've got work to turn in and appointments to set up for next week. Also need to do laundry, pack, and practice my speech.

One thing I also have to do is send a letter to a magazine that's published my work for years and threaten to sue them if they don't pay me money owed. I'm hesitant to enter into the fighting ring on this one just because I don't want another battle in life, but they owe me over $1,000 and the publisher won't return my calls or answer my e-mails and they are several months behind on payments.

People like this irritate me. I've always had payment issues with these people but I would eventually get my money (usually 3 months late). But I'm tired of having to beg and plead for money that is legally owed me. And I have bent over backwards to be nice--I've offered to have them set up a payment plan and told them if you can't pay me one month and have to wait a month, that's fine.  Just pick up the phone and let me know.  Nothing. No response.

I will take them to small claims court if I have to.  I'd prefer not to as what a waste of time, money and energy to have to go fight about something about which there can be no dispute.  I have a signed contract and the articles have already been published in their magazine.  It's a no-brainer. 

The downside is I have several articles into them that I've already written and I'm guessing once I send this letter they won't run those and so I'm out my time and effort for those pieces. But considering I'm not being paid anyway, there's no real difference right?

I'm trying not to think ahead.  One step at a time. Today is pulling together the documentation and the letter.

I'm feeling sluggish.  I slept until 6 today and feel like I've wasted the morning. I know that's silly and 6 is still early by most people's standards, but when you live with the God of Dawn who is up at 4:30 AM every day you do feel a bit useless when you don't pull yourself out of bed until 6.  I'll make a to-do list.  That always perks me up and gets me motivated.  Is there anything more fun in life than crossing completed items off a to-do list???

I'm such a geek.... =) 

"I Know The Author"

I attended my Triad Networking group this morning and a member approached me and said he went for a massage the other day and as he walked into the room the massage therapist was reading my book.  He said, "Hey, I know the author," and the woman talked so much about how funny the book was that this member--a (gasp!) non-cat loving guy--bought 4 books from me this morning to give as gifts to friends.

That's the thing with Lessons In Stalking.  People love it once they read it-it's just getting it into people's hands that's the struggle. Book sales off my website are almost non-existent at this point.  Purely my fault, as I have slacked on marketing. I'm going to work on kicking it into high gear again once we return from England. Being realistic, I know I just won't get that much done on it before then.

I've been practicing my speech for next Tuesday's competition.  It's the darndest thing.  I never have trouble remembering speeches.  I just think of it like telling a story.  But even after rounds of practice I am still struggling to remember the correct order of this speech.  I have no idea what will happen on Tuesday.  I hope to do well and advance to the next round but I'm not overly confident like I typically am when it comes to my speech-giving abilities. We shall see...

I'm heading to the beach this weekend for a writing session with two of my critique group buddies, Bernie and Maggie.  I've been looking forward to this weekend for months. We're sharing a room but going to plant ourselves on the beach (weather permitting) or in the hotel lobby or area cafes and just write our little hearts out. I'm hoping to get through several chapters of Millicent.  I'll set myself a word count I have to write for the weekend to make sure I get accomplished what I need to.

As for today, I've planted myself in the Green Bean for a 2 1/2 hour writing session before my weekly Toastmasters meeting. Then I have an hour to make phone calls before I meet my friends Pam & Michael for lunch, then home to apply another layer of red paint and move from "bloodbath" (see yesterday's entry) to "almost there."

I wish everyone a happy and productive Wednesday.

Countertop Chaos - Decorating Diaries

We're back with our next installment of Decorating Diaries. When we last left, Dena was gnashing her teeth over the now almost 6 months worth of delays in putting together one itty-bitty bathroom.  It's been several weeks since we last checked in with our heroine.  Let's see how she's doing:

Dena: "I am gnashing my teeth over the delays with this stupid bathroom."

There you have it, folks.  An exhilarating and entirely unexpected update on the bathroom progress.  Remember, you heard it here first.

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All right, a little less sarcasm may be in order (but just barely). Some progress has been made.  The tile is done and looks stunning. We've painted the walls and trim.  I chickened out on the red walls I was planning and went with a non-descript beige color.  However, when you enter the bathroom there are built in shelves in little nooks on either side of the door and we have decided to try painting this small area red, to add a burst of color.  It's hard to tell how that will turn out. 

If you've never worked with red before, let me offer some advice.  The first coat almost always looks like cotton candy. The second coat resembles something like a bloodbath--streaks and smears make it appear you blew someone away against the wall (perhaps the contractor?). The third coat is where you'll be able to get the first inkling of whether the red you've selected is right for you, and the fourth coat is the finale. Red is a lot of work. I've only put two coats of red on in the nook so we're in the "bloodbath" period right now.  Very relaxing.

The countertops were delivered late yesterday, around 6pm.  Delivered, but not initially installed. That's because the sinks--ordered by the contractor who's made such a mess of everything else in this bathroom--were too big.  Once the granite was fitted to the cabinets, there wasn't enough room to install both the sinks and the faucets, unless I left off my backsplash.  Not an option.

So the countertop dude called his supervisor and I called the woman I ordered the sink from and then we all stood around for about 20 minutes. Finally, the woman called and said, "Just cut the backs of the sinks. That's what my other installers always do." The countertop guy hesitated b/c the sinks are porcelain and he thought they might shatter. "No, no, just cut," came the instructions. So cut he did.

Good news/bad news.  One sink made it in. The other cracked. So a new sink must now be ordered and cut and installed. I am no longer surprised by these delays. The bathroom gods hate me. counter 005.jpg

And I'm trying to retain perspective. It's a countertop. It's not like I just lost my job or am being thrown out of  my home. Aren't I fortunate that I get to worry about problems such as my new sink being cracked during installation?  How many people in the world would love to have this being the problem in their life? These are the mantras I repeat to keep calm.

And the countertop is lovely against the cabinets.  

Here's a list of what still  needs to be done:

  • Ceiling painted
  • 3rd & 4th coats of red paint in nook
  • plumbing
  • Electric --light fixtures
  • Window Treatments
  • Shower door installed
  • Hardware installed on cabinets
  • Transition put in between tile floor ending in bathroom and hardwoods beginning in bedroom
  • Decorating (bath mats, etc.)
I'd say we'll be done by next October, no problem.  Now excuse me while I go stare at my bloodbath red paint and think evil thoughts about contractors.