On the Radio

I'm doing a radio interview this morning (in about 45 minutes, to be exact) on a local AM station. It will be broadcast to at least 4 houses in the Rockingham County listening area so if you're up and about this morning and living only moments from my house, be sure to tune in.

Seriously, it should be fun. The interview is from 8:30 - 9 AM on "Community Accents," WLOE (1490 AM) in Eden and WMYN (1420 AM in Mayodan). If you miss it this morning, the interview will be rebroadcast at 6:30 PM. Jay Stephens from the Rockingham County Public Library will talk with me and another local author, I assume about our books.  To be honest, I'm not really sure what the focus of the interview is. Could be writing, could be publishing, could be many things.  I just got a call the other week asking if I was free today for the interview and I was so I said yes. 

A friend yesterday advised me to come up with a few key sound bites. Does "Buy my book!" count as a sound bite? ;)

Alright. I need to think about getting my stuff together and leaving. Listen for me on the radio....

Getting Paid

Here's an interesting glimpse into the life of a freelance writer - we have to beg for our money.

I spent an hour or so yesterday following up on payments owed me for articles already published. It's astonishing how often I have to do this. One payment I checked on yesterday was for a humor article published in March that I wrote for a Florida family magazine. The magazine is usually good about paying so it was unusual I hadn't received a check. I sent an e-mail and found out that in the move (they're changing buildings) my payment was somehow overlooked. They put it in the mail to me yesterday.

I had to take a publisher to small claims court this summer for monies owed.  A publication owed me close to $2000 and had stopped taking my calls or replying to my e-mails. I filed suit in small claims court and we were scheduled for a Monday hearing. The Friday before--at 5 o'clock, no less--the publisher called and agreed to send me payment in full. He apologized and said he got behind and money was tight at the magazine.

Writers hear that excuse a lot. "Money is tight." I don't know why that's considered an acceptable excuse to not pay someone for their work. Would you go into your accounting or HR or shipping department and say, "Money is tight. We'll try to get you your check out next month?"

The frustrating part of the above incident was that I had offered to work with this publisher on numerous  occasions. I said he could send me partial payments as long as he let me know what was going on. But to just drop all contact when you owe me that much money? Forget it. I'm going after your ass.  I just don't understand the logic. All it would have taken from him to stop the court mess was a two -minute phone call to me.  Pride goeth before a fall, I suppose.

Some magazines are great about payment. Art Jewelry for example, where I write my marketing column. They're like clockwork.  Others it's not the payment they get behind on, but sending me the finished work.

For example, I have a new book out. A coffee table book on cats. I think it's been out for a month or two but I haven't seen it yet. I e-mailed yesterday to check and see where my copies are and the publisher thought they had already sent them to me so they're checking on it.  It's odd having a book come out and no one bothering to tell you about it. Such is the work-for-hire lifestyle.

All that said, I've only been stiffed once in my life on payment so that's not too bad.  A lot of writers have some sad money tales to tell about pouring their heart into a work and then never seeing a dime.

I'll let you all know when I get the book and how you can find it. 

Internet On the Fritz

Apologies for the delay between postings.  The cable connection to our Internet is giving us trouble and I haven't been able to log on all weekend. It's up now but we've got a service technician coming out tomorrow to look at it.

Not a terribly exciting weekend to report on anyway. It rained most of Saturday and Blair and I holed up in the house. We made the mistake Friday night of thinking we would watch "just a portion" of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. We put the first movie in and now we're hooked. We spent Saturday watching the 2nd movie and watched half of the third movie last night. I expect we'll wrap it up tonight and be able to move on with our lives once again.

We also cooked all weekend. Four years ago (I kid you not, it's been 4 years) my sister gave me a recipe for Shrimp  Fettuccini Alfredo with Mushrooms. We finally got around to making it Saturday night and it was delicious. We made glazed ginger salmon for lunch on Sunday and grilled scallops for dinner. We are fish-ed out for the week but very proud of our cooking efforts for the weekend.

I have so much stuff coming up I don't know which way is up. I've got a radio interview this Wednesday (local AM station), a seminar Thursday morning, a workshop all day Saturday, next Tuesday I start an 8-week Dale Carnegie course, a speech with my friend Pam at the Fall NC NOW seminar on the 26th, a 20-minute speech for Toastmasters on the 30th that I have no idea what I will speak on and then I'm gone the 1st - the 8th at a writer's retreat in the mountains (more on that later). In between there I have meetings, critique groups, and--oh yeah--work. It's good, as I like a busy schedule. But this morning as I face my desk I feel like I should take a deep, deep breath because who knows when I'll come up for air?

I hope everyone is having a productive Monday! 

What Do You Read?

Feeling a bit uninspired this morning so I am blatantly copying a blog entry idea from my friend Pamela King Cable.  These same questions are posted on her blog entry here and I'm sure her answers are much higher-end than mine so be sure and check them out. Meanwhile, if anyone feels inspired to post their own answers to the book questions below, feel free.

 One book that changed your life.
One Day My Soul Just Opened Up by Iyanla Vanzant

One book that you’ve read more than once.
 The Diary of Anne Frank (I read annually)

One book you’d want on a desert island.
"How to Get Yourself Off A Desert Island in 30 Days or Less."

One book that made you laugh.
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

One book that made you cry.
Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane / Night by Elie Wiesel

One book that you wish you had written.
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger (Run, do not walk, to buy this book and read it...)

One book that you wish had never been written.
Any cat humor book that competes with MINE.

One book you’re currently reading.
I just finished "Saving Fish From Drowning" by Amy Tan and am now reading a YA novel by Joyce Carol Oates called "After the Wreck, I Picked Myself Up, Spread My Wings, and Flew Away."

One book you've been meaning to read.
Gone With The Wind